you're feeling suicidal, thinking about jumping into a shallow pool and hitting your head, but then you realize, that would likely make you handicapped. not cool. so you think about using electric wires to put into the pool to electrocute yourself, but your guardian angels, who just so happen to be pool custodians are working the 9-5 and you're just not that motivated to come back and try it after dark. another life saved by the people who clean up after us. you should throw a 'new take on life' party and invite the custodians to honor them.
I am a staff photojournalist at the Concord Monitor. I am a graduate of the University of Missouri School of Journalism and was a student at the Danish School of Journalism. Upon graduation, I worked at the Midland Daily News for nearly two years from 2008-2010.
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you're feeling suicidal, thinking about jumping into a shallow pool and hitting your head, but then you realize, that would likely make you handicapped. not cool. so you think about using electric wires to put into the pool to electrocute yourself, but your guardian angels, who just so happen to be pool custodians are working the 9-5 and you're just not that motivated to come back and try it after dark. another life saved by the people who clean up after us. you should throw a 'new take on life' party and invite the custodians to honor them.
hey, nice work from the guard and sports. i hear there was some shitty news up there so i hope you're doing OK.
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